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Love FAQ: The One Time Knowledge of Elvish Battle Poetry Comes in Handy

This week on Love FAQ, we talk hinkydinks and elvish battle poetry: You’re married, not dead. There’s nothing wrong with crushes, and it’s totally normal to get a little hinkydink in your pants now and then for someone who isn’t your husband – especially someone as easy to fantasize about as your long-term bestie. You […]

Love FAQ: When a Woman Loves a Woman, It’s Really Not About Your Penis

Friday means a new Love FAQ up at The Escapist, and I gotta say, this week’s is one of my new favorites. All three emails struck a chord as soon as I read them, from a woman who just won’t stop watching Star Trek: Voyager (what? I CAN QUIT DRAGON AGE ANY TIME I WANT […]

Love FAQ: All Your Base Are Belong To Mom

On this week’s Love FAQ, I discuss rampaging rhinos, douche-y fiancés and why even a rat-infested shithole is better than living with Mom: So what if you didn’t land that fancy job you wanted straight out of college, and now you’re forced to flip burgers or bag groceries and barely make minimum wage? That’s why […]

Love FAQ: Catching Up Is Hard To Do

I realize I’ve been remiss on posting the last couple of Love FAQs to my website — life’s been a little busy. But it’s never too late for a Love FAQ! Catch up on the back issues below: “Don’t Take It Personally, Babe, It Just Ain’t Your Story” In which I counsel the one the […]

Love FAQ: You Can Lead a Horse to Water (But You Can’t Make It Hook Itself Up to a Car Battery)

Another Friday, another Love FAQ! This time, we go over the importance of homebrewing confidence, why sex isn’t as much of a stumbling block as faith, and how to find a Christian switch in a haystack. In Jesus’s name, amen. From the article: Don’t give up. You’ll find someone; it just might take a while. […]

Love FAQ #4: Your (Fat) Princess Is In Another Castle

Another Friday, another Love FAQ. Today, we talk age of consent and luscious larger ladies. I anticipate this one will be quite contentious indeed. Love FAQ: Your (Fat) Princess Is In Another Castle Check it out! Share/Save

Love FAQ #3: Don’t Stick It in the Crazy

Another Friday, and you know what that means: Another Love FAQ up at The Escapist! This week’s column is titled, appropriately enough, “Don’t Stick it in the Crazy“.  I give you a free sample: Dear The Loneliest Jedi, IT’S A TRAP. For the love of Admiral Ackbar, run as fast and as far as you […]

Love FAQ #2: The Unbearable Lightness of Licking Lampposts

On this week’s Love FAQ, I tell you how online dating is like hitch-hiking, why sex isn’t a leaderboard, and why gay geeks ought to be more like Honey Badger: Love FAQ #2: The Unbearable Lightness of Licking Lampposts. And yes, that is a shameless Dragon Age reference. So sue me. #teamAlistair Share/Save

Pregnesia: A Real-Time Review

On Monday, just for fun, I live-Tweeted a reading of Carla Cassidy’s masterful “Pregnesia”, the zaniest, most entertaining Harlequin this side of “The Sheik’s Virgin Stable Girl”. Choice plot revelations include: The repo man finds a beatup pregnant lady in a car he’s actively repossessing and CONTINUES REPOSSESSING THE CAR. And: Preggo just had a […]

Love FAQs: It’s Alive!

In a strange twist of fate, I’ve been asked by The Escapist to write “LoveFAQs”, a new weekly advice column about sex, dating and relationships. Frankly, I’m beyond excited about it — this is probably the most fun assignment I’ve ever taken on. The debut column is available here: Love FAQs #1: Honesty is the […]